"GOSSIP TRAVELS FASTER THAN STARLINK IN HOPETOWN" T-SHIRT

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Add a touch of witty small-town humor to your wardrobe with the "Gossip Travels Faster Than Starlink in Hopetown" Unisex T-Shirt — a playful design that blends retro charm with modern satire. Featuring a minimalist chest print of a vintage radio, traveler’s hat, and a tiny spaceship, this tee captures the idea that stories travel fast in every corner of town.

The subtle line-art design keeps things clean and easy to wear, while still giving off a clever, conversational vibe. Whether you're relaxing on a porch at dusk, meeting friends, or just enjoying laid-back days, this shirt brings a lighthearted personality to your look without trying too hard.

The feel of this HIGH-QUALITY 100% cotton UNISEX t-shirt is SOFT and LIGHTWEIGHT, with just the right amount of STRETCH. It’s a comfortable and flattering style for both men and women

Fit:

• Order regular size for standard fit; order one size DOWN for a women's fit or order
  one size UP for oversized style
• See the size chart for measurement details to ensure you're buying the perfect fit

Features:

• 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight fabric; heather blends may vary)
• Tubular knit construction without side seams
• Ribbed collar with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Crew Neck
• Durable DTG/DTF printed graphics
• Pearlized tear-away label

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low heat
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
• Do not dry clean