"MY VACATION IS TO PERTH" T-SHIRT

"NAMES OF HOPETOWN" T-SHIRT

"NO SIDEWALKS, JUST STORIES IN MCDONALD'S CORNERS" T-SHIRT

"OFF THE GRID IN MCDONALD'S CORNERS" T-SHIRT

"PERTH HAS MORE HERITAGE THAN YOUR GRANDMAS ATTIC" T-SHIRT

"PERTH SENIORS DRIVE CRAZIER THAN YOU THINK" T-SHIRT

"PERTH SENIORS DRIVE CRAZY" T-SHIRT

"POPULATION: RAISED HERE AND EVERYONE FEELING OTTAWA CARLETON PLACE" T-SHIRT

"PROUDLY OFF THE GRID SINCE FOREVER IN MACDONALD'S CORNERS" T-SHIRT

"ROUNDABOUT CARLETON PLACE" T-SHIRT

"SUBURBIA WITH A CHAINSAW CP" T-SHIRT

"SUBURBIA WITH A CHAINSAW CP" T-SHIRT

"SUBURBIA WITH A CHAINSAW" T-SHIRT

"THIS IS THE FRENCH LINE" T-SHIRT

"THIS IS THE FRENCH LINE" T-SHIRT

"WELCOME TO LANARK HALF GRAVEL, HALF GOSSIP" T-SHIRT

"WHAT SIGNAL? IN THE FRENCH LINE" T-SHIRT

"WHERE DID WAL-MART USE TO BE? CARLETON PLACE" T-SHIRT

"YES THAT IS A MAMMOTH CHEESE" T-SHIRT

"YES, IT'S REAL MAMMOTH CHEESE NO, YOU CAN'T EAT IT" T-SHIRT

"YOU'RE NEVER LOST IF YOU'VE GOT A FULL TANK AND AN ATTITUDE ON THE FRENCH LINE" T-SHIRT

"YOU’RE NOT FROM HERE, ARE YA?" LANARK VILLAGE T-SHIRT